Our Services
Never Drag a Trash Can Again
Imagine a world where your trash cans simply appear at the curb on pickup morning and vanish back to their storage spot by evening. No heavy lifting, no missed pickups, and no smelly bins baking in the Albuquerque sun.
How Your Valet Service Works
We Roll Out
The night before your scheduled pickup, a Curb Ninja arrives at your home. We carefully roll your trash and recycling bins from their storage spot to the curb, ensuring they are perfectly positioned for collection.
We Roll Back
After the waste management truck has finished collection, our Ninjas return to roll your empty bins back to their designated storage location. You won't find bins blocking your driveway or blowing into the street.
Sanitized & Scented
We don't just move the bins. As part of our signature service, we blast your lids and handles with a high-potency deodorizing spray and wipe down touchpoints to stop desert odors before they bake in the sun.
Pricing
Choose Your Plan
Both plans include a 30-day free trial. No charge today.
Standard
The core curbside experience for homeowners who want to forget their trash schedule forever.
- Up to 2 cans (1 Trash + 1 Recycling)
- Curbside Glass Audit (prevent skipped recycling)
- Handle and Lid Disinfectant Wipe-Down
- No Contracts, Cancel Anytime
- We Miss A Week, Your Next Month Free
30-Day Free Trial · No charge today
Signature
Most popular plan: All Standard services plus odor control and a referral program to keep your space fresh.
- Up to 4 cans
- All Standard Valet features
- The Deodorizing Lid Blast
- Front-Porch Package Concealment (Porch Pirate Protection)
- Free Month For Every Neighbor Referred
- We Miss A Week, Your Next Month Free
30-Day Free Trial · No charge today
Billing Options Explained
Monthly — Pay the standard monthly price.
Quarterly — Save 5%
Pay for three months at once and receive a 5% discount compared to monthly billing.
Annually — Get 3 Months Free
New customers get the 1-month free trial plus 2 additional months free — 3 months free total. After that, you pay for the equivalent of 10 months of service. Only available to customers who have not previously used a free trial.
All prices are validated server-side. Your first month is always free — you will not be charged until your free trial ends.
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